26 Two Advertisements
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In the land of opportunity,
Every mile is a success. Every inch is a gain.
Every turn is an award.
Every direction is an advantage. Every
Route is a dividend. Every highway is
A prize. Every trail is
A premium. Every map is an investment.
Every road post is a monument. Every driver is a laureate.
Every passenger is a champion. Every
Pedestrian is a superstar. Every bystander is
A hero.
Every road sign is a billboard. Everyone
Tunes to the most popular
Radio station. Every song is a hit.
Every book is a bestseller.
In every store, every dress is in fashion.
To drive in,
You should know your score.
Do you know your score?
Do not wait!
Find it out, call 1-800-257-2580!
In the land of opportunity,
Every second is a competition.
Every minute is a race -- from
A deadline to
A headline. Every hour is
A marathon --
From positions to possessions. Super game is
Every day. Every week is an Olympiad.
Every month is a break-through.
Every year is an achievement. Every lifetime is
A record.
Celebration is day after day. Ascent is
In every direction. Those who cannot jump higher, eat
More. Those who cannot buy more, sell
More. Those who cannot sell more,
Drink more.
To participate,
You should know your rating.
Do you know your rating?
Do not wait!
Find it out, call 1-800-257-2580!
In the land of opportunity,
Everyone is a giant.
Every giant is larger than life.
Everyone is screened and auditioned for improvement.
To succeed, everyone has some enlargement:
Eyelash extensions,
Hair extensions,
Nail extensions,
Male organ enlargement,
Breasts enlargement,
Lips enlargement.
To qualify,
You should know your size.
Do you know your size?
Do not wait!
Find it out, call 1-800-257-2580!
2
In the land of failure,
Every mile is a punishment. Every inch is a loss.
Every turn is a mistake.
Every direction is a risk. Every
Route is a reproach. Every highway is
A dead-end. Every trail is
A trap. Every driveway is closed. Every ride ends with
An accident.
Every map is sold short. Every road post is
A grave stone.
Every car is refurbished. Every driver is a loser.
Every passenger is an invalid. Every
Pedestrian is lost. Every bystander is
Run over.
Every road sign is a stigma. Every one
Loses the signal of the most obscure
Radio station. Every song is a remake.
Every book is recycled.
In every store, every dress is discounted.
To relax,
You should buy a ticket to
The super ball of the super men.
Do you know the price?
Do not wait!
Find it out, call 1-800-257-2580!
In the land of failure,
Every second is a setback. Every minute is
A decline.
Every hour is a recession -- from
A loan to
A debt. Every day is a fall -- from
A debt to a bankruptcy. Default is
Every week. Every
Month is a break-down. Every year is
A disaster. Every lifetime is
A catastrophe.
Depression is day after day. Descent is in every
Direction. Those who cannot jump higher, eat
More. Those who cannot buy more, sell
More. Those who cannot sell more,
Drink more.
To break-through,
You should know your rating.
Do you know your rating?
Do not wait!
Find it out, call 1-800-257-2580!
In the land of failure,
Everyone is instructed and trained for diminution.
Everyone is a scapegoat. Everyone
Is a coward. Everyone is a strikebreaker.
Everyone is a scab. Everyone is traitor. Everyone is
A little creature.
Every little creature hides in his or her suitcase.
Every suitcase is constructed to press things in.
Every man has a male organ that is too small.
Every woman has flat breasts--short eyelashes--thin lips.
To escape,
You should drive
From
The land of failure
To
The land of opportunity.
Do you know directions?
Do not wait!
Find them out, call 1-800-257-2580!
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